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1. de danone:
   
   While attending a spelling session in school one day, The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB? Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can" The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..." Darla replies..."D-U-M-B" The teacher replies, "very good", and "can you use that word in a sentence?" Darla replies, "Sure, Buckwheat is very DUMB." The teacher replies, "OK, well can anyone spell the word STUPID?" Again, Darla raises her hand, and the teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla." Darla replies, "S-T-U-P-I-D" The teacher replies "very good", and "can you use that word in a sentence?" Darla replies, "Sure, Buckwheat is very STUPID." The teacher replies, "OK, well lets continue, can anyone spell the word DICTATE?" No one raises their hand, so the teacher asks Buckwheat if he can spell the word DICTATE? Buckwheat replies, "Sure, D-I-C-T-A-T-E" The teacher replies, "very good Buckwheat," and "can you use that word in a sentence?" Buckwhea t replies, "Sure I can." "I may be DUMB and I may be STUPID, but Darla says my DICTATE good."
   2011-10-01, 00:16:55 (78.102.84.*)
2. de danone:
   
   Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted! ### Si gnboard outside a pr*stitute’s house: Married men not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy… ### New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different p*sitions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. ### Why is s*x like shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again… ### Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. ### Q: Why do 90% girls have left b*ob bigger than right? A: Because 90% boys are right handed. ### Q: What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? A: When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over, but when you pull down the panty… it is showtime!
   2011-10-01, 00:37:07 (78.102.84.*)
3. de ioio:
   
   Ce face Luminita cand se supara pe frizer? Isi bate un cui in cap ca sa ii strice masina de tuns! ha haa
   2011-10-01, 01:17:57 (193.231.39.*)
4. de frizer:
   
   ce face luminita cand se supara pe ...Danone? Ii bate un cui in cap.
   2011-10-01, 03:18:24 (81.25.184.*)
5. de Luminiţa:
   
   Ce a făcut olteanu cînd a văzut prima oară un vapor ? A băgat capu în apă să-i vadă roţile, (capu îi ieşea afară , era sec) haaaa haaaa.
   2011-10-01, 06:48:01 (86.121.246.*)
6. de A-lup:
   
   Buna dimineata, Luminita - prietenul meu !
   2011-10-01, 07:08:27 (79.116.13.*)
7. de Luminiţa:
   
   Ce face olteanu cînd se supără pe frizer ?Îşi bate un cui în cap să-i strice maşina de tuns , haaaaa haaaa.
   2011-10-01, 08:03:39 (86.121.246.*)
8. de vasile:
   
   Numai prosti au ramas .doi , trei prosti a ti distrus aceasta rubrica.
   2011-10-01, 08:17:52 (92.83.98.*)
9. de BEIZADEAUA CRAIOVEI:
   
   Stiti ce face olteanu inainte de culcare ? IIa doua pietre ; Cu una sparge becul iar cu cealalta verifica daca a inchis geamul Ha ! ha !
   2011-10-01, 13:32:06 (86.122.153.*)
10. de George:
    
    Jegosilor (se stiu ei), chiar ati distrus o rubrica frumoasa. Mars in cocina voastra si dispareti de aici loser-ilor!
    2011-10-01, 18:10:26 (79.117.214.*)
11. de Aristotel:
    
    Ba, voi daca dupa postarea bancurilor astea sec i, mai scrieti haa, haa ! Hahaha-ul asta, ce vrea sa insemne ? Ca haz nu aveti deloc ! Sau radeti ca prostul de ce isi aduce aminte. !
    2011-10-01, 21:13:21 (92.83.100.*)
12. de ?????:
    
    Zambilica ce vocabular de cocina ai. Se vede ca esti bine crescut......
    2011-10-02, 08:59:31 (86.124.213.*)
13. de pt. neştiutori:
    
    Zambilica, este de fapt tot retardatul de Luminiţa ...
    2011-10-02, 09:42:35 (79.116.13.*)
14. de Barabulea:
    
    Sper din tot sufletul ca Luminita aka Zambilica sa fie fomeie (fara sa fiu misogin). Pt ca tare imi e rusine de rasa barbateasca, ca un barbat sa-si ia nume de fomeie !
    2011-10-02, 10:20:50 (92.80.202.*)
15. de uu..:
    
    Un arab la aeroport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. ... … – No, no… I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deers run too fast!
    2011-10-02, 11:55:23 (79.117.183.*)
16. de pt danone si 15:
    
    misto bancuri mey .....bv!
    2011-10-03, 07:17:13 (86.124.223.*)