Bancul zilei

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1. de danone:
   
   I was shopping at our local supermarket. When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of me. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her, "Paper or plastic?" "It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."
   2010-01-19, 00:11:38 (62.24.90.*)
2. de danone:
   
   Pregnancy Q & A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough for anyone. ### Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. ### Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. ### Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? ### Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ### Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. ### Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. ### Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. ### Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. ### Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.
   2010-01-19, 00:14:44 (62.24.90.*)
3. de danone:
   
   One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He stood up to look over, and there was little Jimmy, sitting on the toilet masturbating. The priest was shocked. He told Jimmy that he knew what he was doing in there and that he should save it for marriage. Little Jimmy agreed to this only because it was coming from a priest. About a week later the priest ran into Jimmy at the mall and asked him how he was doing with his problem. Jimmy replied "Great father, I've saved a whole quart!"
   2010-01-19, 00:16:02 (62.24.90.*)
4. de danone:
   
   During a recent password audit in a company - it was found that a person was using the following password: MickieM inniePlutoHueyLouieD eweyDonaldGoofySacra mento When asked why such a long password - she said she was told it had to be 8 characters and include at least one capital…
   2010-01-19, 00:17:21 (62.24.90.*)
5. de danone:
   
   Problema zilei: Gasiti cifrele distincte din spatele literelor A si B ce indeplinesc urmatoarea proprietate:(AA)^3 = ABBA , unde AA = reprezinta un numar format din 2 cifre egale.
   2010-01-19, 00:22:17 (62.24.90.*)
6. de danone:
   
   Stiati ca poti face o baie de .. 50.000 de dolari ME! Bath® - oferă o experienţă unică în viaţă - o baie cu cele mai rafinate ingrediente. pentru 50.000 de dolari îţi trimit apa (apă glaciară + apă de la mare adâncime) şi ingredientele - miere, unt din amazon, unt din india, ulei de jojoba.... şi aur. http://themostex pensivebath. com/
   2010-01-19, 00:27:44 (62.24.90.*)
7. de danone:
   
   funny video: http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=D-B52PV87 6I
   2010-01-19, 00:30:41 (62.24.90.*)
8. de Aurora:
   
   Raspuns problema zilei: A=1, B=3. In primul rand, tinand cont ca A^3 are ultima cifra A, atunci A poate fi 1,4,5 ,6,9. AA^3=11^3A^3=1331A ^3. De vazut ca A poate fi doar 1, cu A de exemplu 2, am avea AA^3=22^3=10648, care nu e numar de 4 cifre. Deci ramane A=1.
   2010-01-19, 01:07:50 (87.222.170.*)
9. de xxx:
   
   11^3=11x11x11=121x11 =1331
   2010-01-19, 04:29:12 (216.194.7.*)
10. de rocko:
    
    bun bancul redactiei, morala buna.
    2010-01-19, 09:29:31 (82.77.67.*)
11. de Craiovean:
    
    -Ai Ioane,da ce-o mai fi si cu ezotericile astia ,c- auzii p-alde Marin la primarie, cand fusei sa iau banii de lemne.Cica o sa fie mai bine,ca ne dau si motorina gratis,d-avem mai multzi ezoterici d-aia prin batatura.Mai auzii io ca daca ai trei ezoterici in familie, iti face casa noua la strada.Asa zisa si Vasile din deal,cand ma-ntalnii cu el la o rachie.Da io nu crezui ,nici pe unu ,nici pe altu'! -Ba Costica,io auzii invers, ca-ti darama casa ,de te prind cu izotericu-n curte si ai flacari violetzi in ograda -Bine,bine, da ce fac io cu casa lu' a batrana si cu acareturile,de le darama? -Ete ,punem bani amandoi si facem carciuma la coltzu liniei,unde sa strang sara betzavanii..Si-i zicem "La violeta cu foc" -Tot e bine!Hai,sa-ti dau un tzoi da tarie...
    2010-01-19, 09:30:34 (79.117.211.*)
12. de Craiovean:
    
    Am calatorit odata cu personalu, dinspre Poiana Mare -Craiova..Io ,barbat inalt, ferchezuit,i se puse uneia pata pe mine..Bunaaaa, la trup si la fatza..Zic:m-am facut..Discutzii in tren etc...Adresa data,stam in garsoniera in vremea aia...Tzarrrrr la usa ,dupa o saptamana...Cand deschid,sa nu-mi vina sa cred..Ea,in persoana...In sfarsit,ambiantza,mu zica ,o tratatie si ajungem in pat...In pat...io-i pun mana la margareta ,ia imi pune la cuculetz...Cand m-atinge ,mi s-a pus pata-n ochi...Raspel,smirgh el sau ce credetzi voi...S-a culcat la secunda...Ii zic io:"Fata mea ,da' unde lucrezi?" "Incarc la o banda,cu lopata! " Finalu' nu-l mai spui ,da aveam semne de la raschetat... :-??
    2010-01-19, 12:17:49 (79.117.211.*)
13. de Nu-i banc....ce zisei:
    
    Cei pudici,n-ar fi bine sa cititzi ce scrisei...In loc de ia,ea....Din raschet ,cre ca...
    2010-01-19, 12:24:01 (79.117.211.*)
14. de una:
    
    Ai talent, mai, Craiovene! pe bune! Era unu-Toma si nu mai stiu cum pe la un ziar, care scotea bani frumosi din astfel de scrieri...
    2010-01-19, 15:38:29 (92.83.3.*)
15. de :)):
    
    vai tu raschetatule! la naiba! iubi!
    2010-01-19, 16:30:56 (92.80.220.*)