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1. de danone:
   
   This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 inches over here you would love to have." The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."
   2010-01-08, 00:46:10 (94.113.8.*)
2. de danone:
   
   A blonde city girl named Carol marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the back 40, the rancher says to Carol, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" She agrees, and the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Carol takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Carol sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here." The man, assuming he is dealing with an airheaded dumb blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would you know that this is the right cow to be bred?" "That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently. Laug hing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?" The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
   2010-01-08, 00:52:47 (94.113.8.*)
3. de danone:
   
   Probleme ce le au posesori diverselor marci de masini: Bentley : Am folosit scrumiera azi, doresc sa o inlocuiesc.### Lamb orghini : Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km/h### Toyota : Voua va merge masina cu baterii AA sau AAA?### Ferrari : Am traversat o cale ferata, pagube sub masina de 20.000$.### VW : Am facut pana, mai aveam motorina, dar s-a terminat uleiul.### Smart : O idioata cu un Jeep a trecut azi peste masina mea### Jeep : Mi s-a blocat un smart intre motor si scut (poze)### Ford : Stie cineva un mecanic bun?### Renault: Mai am o luna tratament psihiatric, incep sa ma obisnuiesc cu greierii.### Cadill ac : La voi in garaj aveti loc sa deschideti usile?### Honda : Am furat cheile de la masina bunicului, cum o pornesc?### Audi : Cat de mult pot sa-mi iubesc masina!### Mercedes : De unde oglinzi mai ieftine?### Porsche : Si eu probleme cu ceafa de la acceleratie.### Fia t : Hei, nu mai e nimeni pe aici?### Hummer : Caut service mai apropiat de 10km, ca ma costa 1mil drumul.### Citroen : Mi s-au defectat comenzile vocale si bordul holograma.### BMW : Am scos toba si tot nu reusesc sa trezesc tot cartierul.### McLar en : Un penibil cu un F16 a sugerat sa ne intrecem.### Skoda : Am mai gasit o piesa identica cu Audi la motor.### Subaru : Cumpar cauciucuri.### Land Rover : Intalnire auto maine pe Himalaya.### Volvo : Petitie pentru noile teste NCAP cu 10 stele.### Dacia : Am schimbat totul si tot nu porneste!
   2010-01-08, 01:26:17 (94.113.8.*)
4. de danone:
   
   -Fata imi place. E frumoasa,bogata,tana ra,desteapta. In anunt era totusi adaugat ca are un mic defect fizic. Despre ce e vorba? -E gravida. Oh, dar foarte putin, un piculet, abia se vede...
   2010-01-08, 01:27:39 (94.113.8.*)
5. de danone:
   
   2 caricaturi foarte tari ! =))))))))))) http ://www.dilbert. com/dyn/str_strip/00 0000000/00000000/000 0000/00000 0/70000/8000/500/785 09/78509.strip.gif ________________ ht tp://www.dilbert. com/dyn/str_strip/00 0000000/00000000/000 0000/00000 0/70000/8000/500/785 10/78510.strip.gif
   2010-01-08, 01:29:03 (94.113.8.*)
6. de danone:
   
   pi - un nou record la zecimale un cercetător susţine că a reuşit să calculeze "constanta" matematică pi cu un număr de 2,7 mii de miliarde de zecimale, cu 123 de miliarde mai mult decât recordul precedent! Fabrice Bellard a folosit un calculator de birou , calculul a durat 131 de zile şi ocupă peste un terabite spaţiu pe disc. sursa: http: //news.bbc.co. uk/2/hi/technology/8 442255.stm
   2010-01-08, 01:37:11 (94.113.8.*)
7. de danone:
   
   La o scoala in Cluj invatatoarea de la clasa a doua vine dupa pauza mare si ii intreaba pe copii : -Ce ati facut in pauza ? Gigel, care era mai rasarit, ridica mina : - Eu m-am jucat in cutia cu nisip. Invatatoarea , ca sa dea un exemplu ce bine este sa inveti bine si constant spune : - Bravo Gigel, daca scrii frumos pe tabla fara greseala cuvintul nisip, poti pleca azi cu doua ore mai repede acasa. Gigel merge la tabla si scrie frumos si caligrafic cuvintul NISIP fara greseala. - Bravo Gigel , poti sa pleci azi cu doua ore mai repede acasa - spune invatatoarea. Acuma se intoarce invatatoarea catre Petrica si il intreaba: - Tu Petrica , ce ai facut in pauza ? - Eu m-am jucat cu Gigel in cutia cu nisip ! - Perfect, daca scrii frumos pe tabla cuvintul cutie poti pleca si tu cu doua ore mai repede acasa. Merge si Petrica la tabla si scrie frumos si ingrijit cuvintul CUTIE absolut fara greseala. - Bravo Petrica , si tu poti pleca astazi cu doua ore mai repede acasa. Intr-un sfirsit se intoarce invatatoarea catre Laszlo, si il intreaba si pe el : - Tu Laszlo ce ai facut in pauza ? - Eu vrut joci si el la baietii cu nisip, dar ei nu fost draguti la Laszlo si spune : "merge in p... de bozgor " - Vai , dar asta este o discriminare a unor minoritati nationale cu coinfluente negative asupra psihicului unui copil. Daca scrii frumos pe tabla " discriminare a unor minoritati nationale cu coinfluente negative asupra psihicului unui copil " poti si tu sa pleci cu doua ore mai repede acasa...
   2010-01-08, 01:44:34 (94.113.8.*)
8. de danone:
   
   A man arrives at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" "M ethodist," the man says. St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of Heaven. "Religio n?" "Baptist." "Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion ?" "Jewish." "Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being Different rooms for different religions, but why must we all be quiet when we pass Room 8?" "Well, the Catholics are in Room 8," St. Peter replies, "and they think they're the only ones here."
   2010-01-08, 01:45:45 (94.113.8.*)
9. de danone:
   
   why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo? he only had 2 cars._______________ PS: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón (February 21, 1794 – June 21, 1876)[1], often known as Santa Anna [2], was a Mexican political leader who greatly influenced early Mexican and Spanish politics and government, first fighting against the independence from Spain, and then supporting it, rising to the ranks of general and president at various times over a turbulent 40-year career. He was President of Mexico on eleven non-consecutive occasions over a period of 22 years. ________pf ffffffffff....cata numele =)))) ....pana se prezenta el ...se termina petrecerea :)))))))) =))))))))
   2010-01-08, 01:48:17 (94.113.8.*)
10. de danone:
    
    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a ‘Save the Whales’ hat and a ‘To Hell with Bush T-shirt,’ was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. ‘I give you my blessing for your brave actions!’ he told them. ‘I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.’ As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies ‘Who was that guy? ‘It was the Pope,’ another replied. ‘He’s in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.’ ‘Well,’ the logger said, ‘he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Seattle and get another one?’ =)))))) ))))))))) =)))))))))))))))))) =)))))))))))))))) =))))))))))) ar fi o idee sa folosim si noi politicienii nostri pe post de momeala la vanatoare.... =)))))))) ...eu unul i-as folosi la pescuit ...pe post de rame ! =)))))))) =)))) ....chiar daca nu imi place sportul asta...cu asa momeli m-as sacrifica ! =)))) =))))))))
    2010-01-08, 01:50:40 (94.113.8.*)
11. de danone:
    
    Problema zilei: Sa presupunem ca probabilitatea ca un Logan nou, cumparat de la dealerul X, sa inceapa a avea probleme dupa primii 20 000 Km parcursi este de 0,1. Daca o firma de taxiuri achizitioneaza 10 Loganuri de la acest dealer, care este probabilitatea ca doar 7 masini sa nu aibe probleme dupa primii 20 000 Km ? (argumentati raspunsul)
    2010-01-08, 02:01:31 (94.113.8.*)
12. de danone:
    
    50 Things we know now that we didn't know this time last year___________http: //www.att.net/s/edit orial.dll?eetype=Art icle&eeid=7020757&re nder=y&Table=&ch=ne
    2010-01-08, 02:18:13 (94.113.8.*)
13. de Aurora:
    
    Folosesc notatiile ^ pentru ridicarea la putere, * pentru inmultire, / pentru linie de fractie si ! pentru factorial, adica n!=1*2*...*n. Raspuns problema zilei: 9^7*6/20^9. Argumen tare. Exista doua posibilitati pentru fiecare dintre cele 10 masini: sa fie buna (B) sau defecta (D). Prin urmare, exista 2^10 posibilitati in total pentru cele 10 masini. Dintre acestea, doar C_10^7=10!/(7!*3!)=1 20 sunt favorabile, in sensul ca exact 7 masini sunt B. Acum calculam probabilitatea unei astfel de combinatii in care 7 masini sunt B si 3 sunt D. Aceasta este 0.9^7*0.1^3=9^7/10^1 0. Nu ne ramane decat sa inmultim probabilitatea ca exact 7 masini din 10 sa fie B cu probabilitatea unei combinatii 7B+3D, deci probabilitatea finala este 120/2^10*9^7/10^10, adica exact numarul precizat la inceput. Sper ca n-am uitat ce-am invatat la scoala la probabilitati.
    2010-01-08, 02:52:40 (87.222.170.*)
14. de Aurora:
    
    Interesanta ideea domnului Danone de a ne da teme de matematica...si nu pare a fi un banc...:-)Sper sa ia initiativa si domnii de la Gazeta de Sud si sa includa o astfel de rubrica...incluzand in numerele viitoare solutia corecta si pe cei care au dat solutia sau solutiile corecte...
    2010-01-08, 02:58:20 (87.222.170.*)
15. de danone:
    
    Aproape bine :) .. mai trebuie sa iti revizuiesti spre final rationamentul :) ... solutia o voi da maine seara dupa ora 21...asta daca nu apare intre timp solutia corecta :) .... am distrasi cu "Argument tare" .... dar care se inmu1e spre final :)))))))))))))))
    2010-01-08, 04:00:52 (94.113.8.*)
16. de doi:
    
    N-ar fi mai bine sa va abonati la Gazeta Matematica ?
    2010-01-08, 04:24:58 (92.80.223.*)
17. de Craiovean:
    
    In baltzi,dupa Anu' Nou, E un fel de cazinou... Printre ierburi,printre roci, Ca.r.aseii joaca toci.. Crapii stau la apa mare, Dau la table-n disp.erare. Un somn si cu o platica, Se cearta la o septica... O scoica,un melc si-un rac, Castigara la Blackjack... Doua stiuci,cu multe fi.tze, Fac legea la masinutze... Obletz ii o f.rig la snooker, Bibanii o ar.d la poker... Le prieste solunaru', Castiga ra totzi,cu ca.ru'... Mai incolo,sub un damb, Sta pescaru' ,cam ta.lamb... Lung priveste ,zaru-si fr.eaca Si-asteapta iarna sa treaca... Ca de cand veni geraru', Numa tzutz ii cade zaru'...
    2010-01-08, 09:34:02 (79.117.160.*)
18. de nikko:
    
    @craiovean: foarte frumos.
    2010-01-08, 09:58:08 (86.127.68.*)
19. de Craioveanul:
    
    Asta e pe bune... Domnilor ,doamnelor,posesori de automobile… Alalt aieri,la un post de televiziune,atamanu
    2010-01-08, 10:01:01 (79.117.160.*)
20. de Craiovean:
    
    Domnilor d,doamnelor,posesori de automobile… Alalt aieri,la un post de televiziune,atamanu
    2010-01-08, 10:02:47 (79.117.160.*)
21. de Aristotel:
    
    Cum se poate sa tii minte numarul "pi " ( constanta cercului )cu noua zecimale ? Acest numar "pi" este 3,141592652 E greu de tinut minte pe dinafara! Dar, se poate foarte usor tine minte, expresia: 'Asa e usor a scrie renumitul si utilul numar pi " Numarand literele fiecarui cuvand din aceasta fraza, dam peste numarul "pi", evident, punand virgula dupa trei!
    2010-01-08, 10:10:04 (92.83.102.*)
22. de Aurora:
    
    Eu raman la solutia mea. Astept solutia considerata corecta de domnul Danone. Cat despre "argument tare"...se voia doar o argumentare....:-)
    2010-01-08, 11:36:07 (87.222.170.*)
23. de danone:
    
    GDS fault :))) ...cu argumentul :))
    2010-01-08, 11:46:58 (195.78.53.*)
24. de Aurora:
    
    In termeni matematici, problema propusa de domnul Danone este o problema clasica de distributie binomiala....Adica probabilitatea de a obtine exact k succese intr-o secventa de n, unde probabilitatea de succes pentru fiecare element din secventa este p. Matematic vorbind, aceasta probabilitate este C_n^kp^k(1-p)^(n-k). In cazul de fata, n=10, k=7, p=0.9. Pentru mai multe detalii, a se consulta http://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Binomial_di stribution
    2010-01-08, 11:47:48 (87.222.170.*)
25. de Aurora:
    
    Doar daca n-o fi vreo subtilitate verbala pe care sa n-o simt...Altfel, asta trebuie sa fie solutia...
    2010-01-08, 11:52:07 (87.222.170.*)
26. de danone:
    
    dan.1904@yahoo ... da-mi un mail sau un buzz .. si iti trimit un indiciu .. sau solutia mea :)
    2010-01-08, 11:56:08 (195.78.53.*)
27. de Aurora:
    
    Ok, de acord, in argumen...tare nu se mai imparte la 2^10...in rest e ok.
    2010-01-08, 12:11:39 (87.222.170.*)
28. de danone:
    
    dap :)
    2010-01-08, 12:15:00 (195.78.53.*)
29. de nikko:
    
    D-l danone, eu pot sa iti dau buzz?:)):))
    2010-01-08, 13:40:23 (86.127.68.*)
30. de danone:
    
    :)))))))) ...daca e gratis ... de ce nu ... primesc cu placere = )))))))))))
    2010-01-08, 13:47:31 (195.78.53.*)
31. de nikko:
    
    @Domnul danone: am auzit ca mai mica nu sexista=)))))...asa vorbeste...lumea:D
    2010-01-08, 13:48:55 (86.127.68.*)
32. de danone:
    
    =)))))))))) stii cum e .. gura lumii ... e mare =))))))) =)))))))))))
    2010-01-08, 14:13:59 (195.78.53.*)
33. de nikko:
    
    ...sau freza e mare=)))))
    2010-01-08, 14:33:22 (86.127.68.*)
34. de freza:
    
    Popescu Nicoleta, sa te prezinti cu demisia la mine in birou.
    2010-01-08, 14:43:27 (188.24.5.*)
35. de nikko:
    
    Sa traiti. Am inteles.Apropos, asta inseamna ca nu mi se mareste salariul luna urmatoare?!?
    2010-01-08, 14:49:04 (86.127.68.*)
36. de freza:
    
    Depinde unde te angajezi :))
    2010-01-08, 15:06:54 (188.24.5.*)
37. de danone:
    
    depinde mai ales .. cum te aranjezi :))
    2010-01-08, 15:59:04 (195.78.53.*)
38. de jessus:
    
    dc pornim de la ideea ca toate masinile incep sa aiba probleme si 0.1 au pb dupa 20.000 km=> 0.9 au pb inainte de 20.000km.si vrei ca doar 7din 10 sa aiba pb in primii 20.000. sau vrei sa inteleg ca niciuna nu are pb inainte de 20.000? :)
    2010-01-08, 17:30:51 (82.79.211.*)
39. de danone:
    
    @38: probabilitatea ca un anumit eveniment sa se intample. evenimentul dorit e ca doar 7 sa functioneze ok , fara probleme si dupa 20000km iar 3 sa nu mai functioneze cum trebuie dupa 20 000 km
    2010-01-08, 18:44:07 (195.78.53.*)
40. de jessus:
    
    atunci ''dupa 20.000km ''nu are nicio importanta..si pb e foarte simpla formula e se poate deduce imediat.... e cea de la 24
    2010-01-08, 19:29:41 (82.79.211.*)
41. de danone:
    
    Schema lui Bernoulli :) ________ asa cum a spus si Aurora ...doar ca la calcule a impartit pe 120 la "2 la puterea 10" ...cand nu era cazul :) ....(Combinari de n luate cate k) x (probabilitatea ca un Logan sa functioneze la puterea K) x (probabilitatea ca un Logan sa nu functioneze la puterea N-K) unde N = 10 si K = 7, cele 7 Loganuri care functioneaza si dupa cei 20 000 Km si acum sa trecem la cifre si calcule: C de 7 "luate" cate 10 = 10!/(7!*3!) = 120 (9/10)^7=0.4782 969 (1/10)^3=0.001 => 120*0.4782969*0.001 = 0.057395628
    2010-01-08, 22:49:59 (94.113.8.*)