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1. de danone:
   
   1 ianuarie. Telefon de la o prietenă: - Măriuco, la multzi ani! Cum ai petrecut anul nou? - Ca de obicei, în pat. - Si, a fost multă lume?____________Un pacient spune medicului: - Am fost la câţiva doctori şi nici unul nu este de acord cu diagnoza Dvs. La care medicul, îngândurat, spune: - Bine, vom aştepta autopsia.___________ Înainte de a pleca acasa, medicul intra în salon: - La toţi le zic la revedere. Dar ţie, Ioane, adio.___________O scrisoare venita dintr-o tabara: „Stimaţi parinţi, traiesc bine. Aseara am avut competiţii la box. Periuţa de dinţi, pasta şi alte lucruri netrebuincioase le trimit acasa”.___________ ___Discuta doi tineri: - Înţelegi, Lenuţo, când privesc fotbalul – uit totul de pe aceasta lume. La care fata raspunde: - Ma numesc Maria.___________Se cearta soţul cu soţia. Soţia: - În viaţa mea au fost doar doi barbaţi adevaraţi! Soţul, cu o mare curiozitate, întreabă: - Dar al doilea cine e? Soţia raspunde: - Tu nici pe primul nu-l cunoşti..._________ _____Intr-un autobus, un tanar destul de timid nu reusea sa se hotaraste sa inceapa vorba cu vecina sa destul de draguta. In sfarsit, prinzand curaj, o intreaba: - Ma scuzati, si d-stra mergeti in acest autobuz?____________ ___O blonda trei ore s-a contrazis cu un cangur, ca geanta lui nu mai e demult la moda._____________- De ce Arhimede a inventat fizica si geometria? - Nu suferea copiii.___________- Ce s-ar intampla daca ar fi puricii fosforescenti? - Oltenii ar arata ca un pom de Craciun si Craiova ca Las Vegasul.____________ _Un troleu. Ultima statie. Un politist vede - un student a adormit, dar pe genunchi o carte: "Teoria campului magnetic". Politistul il trezeste pe student si ii spune: - Scoala, agronomule, am ajuns...____________ - De ce spunem limba materna si nu limba paterna? - Fiindca mama vorbeste cel mai mult acasa.____________Om ul niciodata nu se va satura sa priveasca trei lucruri: - cum face baie o femeie; - la banii din portmoneu; - procentul de download din Microtorrent._______ ______La noi acasa, tata hotaraste totul. Dar cine e tata - hotaraste mama.____________Mam a lui Petrica il trimite pana la magazin si ii zice: - Dute pana la nea Gheorghe si intreaba-l daca are picioare de porc afumate. Se duce Petrica, dar se intoarce imediat: - Nu am putut sa vad, caci era incaltat.___________ Un bunel, pe patul de moarte ii spune nepotului: - Am ingropat o comoara! - Unde, bunele? - In pamant. - Mai exact, bunele, mai exact! - Pamantul - e a treia planeta de la soare!______________ _Un tanar cumpara un inel de logodna: - Va rog, scrieti pe el "Pentru Maria de la Ion". Vanzatorul: - V-as sfatui sa scrieti mai scurt: "De la Ion". Nici nu stii...__________O blonda: - Dar ce gaura este in pantoful meu? - Este pentru picior...___________ O blonda loveste un automobil. De acolo iese soferul si intreaba: - Macar ai dat examen pentru permis? - Desigur! Si spre deosebire de tine, de multe ori!!!
   2009-09-08, 00:28:14 (94.113.9.*)
2. de danone:
   
   Ajuta tarii tale! Fa economie de electricitate! Deconecteaza Num Lock!_______________ __Judecatorul: - Acuzatul a savarsit o infractiune rara dupa curaj, dibacie si fantezie. - Nu trebuie sa ma laudati, eu tot nu voi recunoaste!_________ __Am tinut dieta si in 14 zile am pierdut 2 saptamani!__________ __________Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says: "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!" Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah! " Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent. The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?" Paul says, "All over your back!"____________T here is a story about a popular young rabbi, who on Sabbath eve announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the rabbi stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a mini van, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs, and applauds. Goldste in, the entrepreneur and investor stands and says, "If the rabbi stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!!" More sighs and applause. Old Mrs. Goldfarb, aged 96, stands and announces, "If the rabbi stays, I offer SEX!!" There is a hush. The rabbi, blushing, asks, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?" Mrs. Goldfarb answers, "I just asked Mr. Goldfarb what we could contribute to make the rabbi stay. Mr. Goldfarb said, 'Fuck the rabbi.'"__________ ____This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."__________ _They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.__________ ____Why do you live like a NUN after you get married? NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!__________Imagi ne you`re in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out? Stop imagining!__________ _What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? Sparky
   2009-09-08, 00:41:18 (94.113.9.*)
3. de danone:
   
   A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it." __________Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. "Ah, will you look at that?" One ditch digger said. "What's our world comin' to when men of th' cloth are visitin' such places?"A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door and quietly slipped inside. "Do you believe that?" The workman exclaimed."Why, 'tis no wonder th' young people today are so confused, what with the example clergymen set for them." After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quickly entered the whore house. "Ah, what a pity," the digger said, leaning on his shovel. "One of th' poor lasses must be ill."____________A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter.He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the youngest daughter._______A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office.What am I going to do with you?" "Easy ," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"
   2009-09-08, 00:45:41 (94.113.9.*)
4. de danone:
   
   One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.____________ "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked. "I'm sure," I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know. "I reckon not," I replied. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?" "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"_____________ Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.______________ __There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters___________Th e United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheek s, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Now put the tray up, Bitch."____________ _What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? Shake hands_________Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed! {A} - Almost Boobs... {B} - Barely there. {C} - Can't Complain! {D} - Damn! {DD} - Double damn! {E} - Enormous! {G} - GEEEEzus Christ! {F} - Fake._______________ ____ A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
   2009-09-08, 00:48:47 (94.113.9.*)
5. de danone:
   
   A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives. A few minutes later the plane lands safely on the island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet?" No Morris!" she responded. Morris smiles, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?" "Oy no, I forgot to send the check!!" Now Morris laughs. "One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our Temple Building Fund check this month?" "Oy Morris I forgot that one too!" Now Morris is practically choking with laughter. Esther asks Morris, "So what are you smiling and laughing about? Morris responds, "They'll find us."
   2009-09-08, 00:54:04 (94.113.9.*)
6. de danone:
   
   One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic s*x!" "What should I do?" asked Gloria. Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."
   2009-09-08, 00:58:49 (94.113.9.*)
7. de danone:
   
   Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. - It's terrible, she said, I haven't moved my bowels in a week. - I see. Have you done anything about it? asked the doctor. - Naturally, she replied, I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning and again at night. - No, the doctor said, I mean do you take anything? - Naturally, she answered, I take a book.
   2009-09-08, 01:02:06 (94.113.9.*)
8. de danone:
   
   What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? Firet ruck____________A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"____________ What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold? Nothi ng, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.__________You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? A Tent______________Ja cob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharm acist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Phar macist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharm acist: "Definitely." Jac ob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacis t: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" Pharmacis t: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist : "Absolutely." Jac ob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts." ___________I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"_______ ______A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. After a few more general health questions the doctor asked, "How many times do you have sex per month?" "About two or three." the man replied. "You should be doing better than that." the doctor offered. "Take these pills and come back in a month." The man did and a month later he was again asked by the doctor, "How many times did you have sex last month?" "About two or three times." the man answered again. "I can't understand it," the doctor continued, "you should be doing much better than that." "I don't know," replied the man, "that's not bad for having no car and a small parish."
   2009-09-08, 01:06:22 (94.113.9.*)
9. de danone:
   
   Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharm acist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Phar macist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharm acist: "Definitely." Jac ob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacis t: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" Pharmacis t: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist : "Absolutely." Jac ob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts." _________________A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too." The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650." "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.... "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."___________ =))))))) =))))))))) _________________ata t pentru azi .... enjoy
   2009-09-08, 01:09:30 (94.113.9.*)
10. de eu:
    
    albalact, asta e gazeta de sud din las vegas(APROPOS DE PURICI),nu the sun.daca nu stii romaneste lasa_ne. bay.
    2009-09-08, 02:41:41 (81.25.184.*)
11. de danone:
    
    pe buletinul meu scrie tot "LAS VEGAS" .. dar se pare ca simtul umorului lipseste la unii :)
    2009-09-08, 07:56:30 (94.113.9.*)
12. de Nicu:
    
    Danone,decat sa vii cu bancuri in engleza, mai bine lasa-ne.Oricum,bancu rile in engleza pe care nu le inteleg si care sunt mai multe decat cele in romana ,nu imi lipsesc.
    2009-09-08, 09:05:55 (82.76.235.*)
13. de Nicu:
    
    Danone,decat sa vii cu bancuri in engleza, mai bine lasa-ne.Oricum,bancu rile in engleza pe care nu le inteleg si care sunt mai multe decat cele in romana ,nu imi lipsesc.
    2009-09-08, 09:07:17 (82.76.235.*)
14. de Nicu:
    
    Danone,decat sa vii cu bancuri in engleza, mai bine lasa-ne.Oricum,bancu rile in engleza pe care nu le inteleg si care sunt mai multe decat cele in romana ,nu imi lipsesc.
    2009-09-08, 09:08:27 (82.76.235.*)
15. de nelu:
    
    nicu e balbait....
    2009-09-08, 09:52:08 (195.200.200.*)
16. de danone:
    
    @nicu: esti xenofob si egoist ? :) ...m-am tot uitat pe pagina asta si nu e nicaieri stipulat "pagina dedicata si mulata in totalitate pe gusturilor si nivelul de engleza ale lui Nicu" .. sunt altii care le inteleg si mai sunt cativa dintre acestia carora le si plac :)
    2009-09-08, 10:20:45 (195.28.224.*)
17. de Munteanu:
    
    Bine ai revenit Danone. Cam lung concediul, te asteptam mult mai repede. Te asteptam si maine. Poti sa postezi orice bancuri vrei, engleza, romana, si cine vrea citeste in engleza, oricum unele bancuri din engleza nu pot fi traduse in romana pentru ca in engleza au alt sens (ex. cat scan and lab tests)
    2009-09-08, 10:34:06 (213.157.169.*)
18. de kalle anka:
    
    adevar graiesti danone... da' vezi tu, alea in engleza nu sint cu manele si de aia nu plac....
    2009-09-08, 10:34:35 (195.33.116.*)
19. de bascalie:
    
    Sotul catre sotie: - Ai vazut-o, draga, pe tanara aceea care zambea la mine? Sotia: - Nu-i nimic iubitule si pe mine m-a bufnit rasul cand te-am vazut prima oara... __3 gagici intr-un Boeing 747. Motoarele se opresc, capitanul anunta sa se treaca la pozitia de aterizare fortata. Prima, frantuzoaica, isi scoate fardurile, parfumurile si incepe sa se dea cu toate. Araboaica de pe scaunul apropiat o intreaba: "De ce te dai draga cu toate alea daca tot ne prabusim?". Frantuzoaica: "Am auzit ca echipa de salvare cauta printre pasageri si salveaza intai gagicile misto". Scoate atunci araboaica din geanta tot aurul si isi pune cate un inel pe fiecare deget, lanturi la gat, la picioare. Langa ea, o negresa: "Ce-ti pui tot aurul pe tine daca tot ne prabusim?". Araboaica: "Am auzit ca echipa de salvare cauta sa salveze bogatii". Atunci negresa isi da jos chilotii si-si lipeste fundul de geam. Astea doua:"Ce-ai draga, te-ai ticnit?".Negresa:" Sunteti proaste amandoua, eu stiu ca mai intai cauta cutiile negre!____ John, cum ati petrecut Craciunul? - Am facut un pom de Craciun, l-am umplut de jucarii si tare ne-am bucurat. Si tu Jimmy? - Am facut un pom de Craciun, am cumparat o multime de jucarii si tare ne-am bucurat. - Dar tu Moritz? - Noi avem o pravalie cu jucarii si ne-am uitat la rafturile goale si tare ne-am bucurat.__ O familie de tineri casatoriti evrei, in concediu in Tirol intr-un hotel de 5 stele, totul inclus. Vine ultima zi si distractia trebuie platita.La receptie: Receptionerul : Camera cu pat dublu, 6 zile, 450 euro ! Evreu': OK! - R : Sauna, 49 euro!- E': Nu folosit.R : Da, dar e problema voastra, ati fi putut sa o folositi! Solarium, 57 euro! E': Ce aia Solarium? Nu folosit. - R : Da, dar ati fi putut sa-l folositi! Mai departe: terenuri de tenis si piscine 180 euro!- E': Nu jucat tenis, nu facut baie.- R: Da, dar ati fi putut sa faceti!Face evreul calcule, dar se opreste brusc.- E: Buuun, acum scad eu la tine 400 euro, ca mi-ai fu**t-o pe Rashelica!R : - Ce esti nebun? Nici macar n-am atins-o!- E: Da, dar e problema ta, ai fi putut sa o faci!...__
    2009-09-08, 11:59:55 (92.80.244.*)
20. de bascalie:
    
    Soţ si soţie la poarta Raiului. Sf. Petru le repartizează un bungalow pe o plajă insorita, langa o mare albastra, intr-o clima perfectă: - Aveţi teren de golf şi tenis, piscina, şi daca vă e foame si n-aveti chef sa gatiti, puteţi merge la oricare din barurile din apropiere. Totul e gratis. Soţul catre soţie: - Ai văzut?... Dacă nu erai tu cu tărâţele tale, cu antioxidantii şi fulgii de ovaz şi fibrele vegetale.... puteam ajunge aici inca de acum 10 ani ! Un ardelean se trezeste dimineata si cand se uita pe geam vede trei insi care faceau poze. Ardeleanu suparat iese din casa si se duce la ei..-Pai ce faceti voi aici ma' la mine in ograda? -Masuram bade.-Da ce masurati mai? -Pai pe aici o sa treaca autostrada Transilvania.Ardelea nul sta si se gandeste:-Da o sa treaca multe masini p-acilea?-Pai logic ca o sa treaca.-Aha..si cam cate?-Ei cate.. sute, mii..-Si o sa treaca si noaptea? -Pai sigur ca da ! -Da .... mamii lor io' sa stau sa le deschid poarta la fiecare?
    2009-09-08, 13:26:44 (92.80.244.*)
21. de Con Spiratorul:
    
    TRADUCEREA BANCULUI DE LA poz. 5 Un tânăr cuplu de evrei, stau intrun avion care zboară către Orientul Îndepărtat. In difuzoare, Căpitanul anunţă: "Doamnelor şi domnilor, mi-e teamă am o veste foarte proastă. Motoarele noastre au încetat sa funcţioneze, iar avionul se va prabusi in cateva momente. Din fericire, am văzut jos o insulă pe care am putea ateriza.. Aceasta insula pare a fi necunoscuta; nu reusesc sa o gasesc pe hartile noastre. Deci, nu sunt şanse ca noi sa putem fi salvati şi va trebui să trăim pe insulă pentru un timp foarte lung, poate chiar pentru tot restul vieţii noastre. Câteva minute mai târziu avionul ateriza în condiţii de siguranţă pe insula. Morris, se întoarce spre soţia sa şi întreabă: "Esther, ne-am plătit datoria la Yeshiva ? " Nu Morris! " a răspuns ea. Morris zâmbeşte, apoi întreabă, "Esther, ne-am plătit datoria la UJA?" "O nu, am uitat !!" Morris rade. "Un ultim lucru, Esther. Ti-ai amintit sa trimiti constructorului cladirii noastre ? "O Morris, deasemenea, am uitat.!" Acum, Morris este practic sufocat de rîs. Esther întreabă: Morris, "ce gasesti de ras? Morris răspunde," Ei ne vor gasi" Nu este cea mai reusita traducere dar cam asta e talcul. ENJOY !
    2009-09-08, 14:03:51 (194.102.245.*)
22. de nikko:
    
    @danone:bine ai revenit!:D
    2009-09-08, 17:49:58 (79.116.35.*)
23. de Grasu V*ROSIE*:
    
    TATA DANONE ZILE TATA SI PE ROMANESTE CA MAI ,,ESTE SI FARA SCOALE CA MINE DE E ROMANICA,,
    2009-09-08, 18:46:09 (79.117.183.*)
24. de aaaaa:
    
    ma grasule iar ai capsu pus si scrii cu majuscule ??? data viitoare sa nu se mai intample :)
    2009-09-08, 19:07:28 (79.117.155.*)
25. de escu:
    
    Bine ai revenit Danone! O nota buna si lui Bascalie!
    2009-09-08, 21:23:18 (82.113.121.*)
26. de Mariyn:
    
    TRADUCEREA pe scurt de la 3 : Un om se intreba daca a face sex in Sabat este un pacat, pentru ca nu era sigur daca sexul este munca sau placere. Se duce si intreaba un preot si un ministru care-i spun ca este o munca. Apoi intreaba si un rabin care-i spune ca este o placere. - Cum poti fi sigur de asta ? - Daca sexul era o munca, nevasta-mea o punea oe menajera sa faca asta. Have more fun !!!
    2009-09-08, 22:07:07 (213.233.92.*)